“I don't know if I should be horrified because I'm his boss, or if I should be horrified because I'm his roommate....”

— Bobbi

“ If that man is fake, I'm the Pope!”

— Elvira

“THE BEACONS ARE LIT GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! GRAB THE GRAPEFRUIT SPOON WE RIDE AT DAWN!”

— Elvira

“Nasty Wasty Porpoise… Do you think porpoises are mean?”

— Bobbi